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There’s lots to thank my stoma for,
if I ignore things I abhor.
Believe me, it improved my life,
relieving me from former strife.
It diminished consternation,
right alongside constipation.
It cut out all my rotten gut
and rectified my prolapsed butt.
It freed me from incontinence,
that had come to prominence.
It took away my chronic pain,
so I could live my life again.
I know my stoma made me glad
for stopping hassle that I had.
As I reflect I can recall,
I’d not expect a life at all.
My stoma gave life quality,
and with it a little jollity.
It is not easy to explain,
the intricacies of my gain.
I have the type of ostomy,
that they call colostomy.
This means I can mitigate,
some hassles and can irrigate.
Well, this gets rid of all my waste,
without the smell people distaste.
When all the poo’s gone in one go,
then it’s all done and folks don’t know.
Now as I sit upon the loo,
not only does my stoma poo,
but I can use the time to do,
a few more lines of rhymes for you.
Reproduced by kind permission of Bill Withers.
THANK YOU STOMA
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