Copyright © A Guide To Living With A Stoma -
Hosted By Shout Design, Newton Abbot, Devon.
SEARCH ‘A Guide To Living With A Stoma’
100% accuracy at time of writing cannot be guaranteed. A listing in this website is provided for informational purposes only, and does not mean it is an endorsement. All companies listed are tried at the reader’s own risk. All information provided is intended as a supplement to any professional help already
given. Before acting on suggestions from anyone, ostomates are advised to check with a doctor or stoma care nurse that the course of action is suitable
for them. Whilst every care is taken, the author will not be held responsible.
Perhaps the worst mishaps are said
to happen when you go to bed.
You might feel safe when tucked up tight
right in the middle of the night.
But even if you’re in a coma,
that won’t stop an active stoma.
For if you have an ostomy,
it has its own autonomy.
There’s no way you can keep it still.
It does just what it thinks it will.
It can erupt at any time,
spewing out its grime and slime.
It is a must to wear a bag,
that you can trust to catch this slag.
But sometimes this is not enough
to hold the volume of this stuff.
The best bags swell, but what is worst
is mess and smell from bags that burst.
They blow much like old hand grenades,
and throw faeces into cascades.
The bits of shit fly anywhere,
here and there and everywhere.
And all that’s left for you to do
is be bereft at all that poo.
Then after the disaster’s done
and it has plastered everyone.
You start the mammoth job to clean
everything that can be seen.
Then at some ungodly hour,
when you get into the shower,
of course you’ve lost a good night’s sleep,
because your stoma would not keep.
What might have been a bright new morn
can leave you peeved that you were born.
Reproduced by kind permission of Bill Withers.
MISHAPS AT NIGHT
|A - B|
|D - E|
|F - G - H|
|J - K - L - M|
|N - O|
|Q - R - S|
|T - U|
|V - W - X - Y - Z|
|Lifestyle - A - I|
|Lifestyle - J - Z|