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POEMS









There was a man from Oswestry

who had to have an ostomy.  

He had no use for his old bum

for faeces flowed from out his tum.


Like the man I knew from York

who resorted to a cork.

But he knew eventually

he’d have to have an ostomy.


Then there’s the man from London town

who used to make his trousers brown.

But now he doesn’t have that drag

for he can simply wear a bag.


There was a man who came from Wales

had trouble with his own entrails.

But when the surgeon used the knife

the ostomy gave back his life.


There was a man from Brechin City

whose life could be described as shitty.

Until that day he had the op

‘twas then his shittiness did stop.


There was a man I knew from Kent

whose life had been in toilets spent.

Then suddenly he was set free

when once he had his ostomy.


There was a man that came from Leeds

who had unmentionable needs.

I cannot go right into it.

suffice to say, it concerned shit.


Once I met a man from Herts,

who suffered with his rectal parts.

But like the others, said to me

his saviour was his ostomy.
















 


 



























   















































(10.08.2010)




Reproduced by kind permission of Bill Withers.

12.06.2013






THERE WAS A MAN